I don’t know. These don’t look like aspirin. But you seem like a good enough guy. I don’t understand why all you bikers get such a bad rap. What club was it you said you fellas were in? Mel’s Angels? Well she must be a really sweet lady. I really like the colors on these. Bright green! Such an odd color for aspirin. So…so vibrant. Is that Mickey Mouse on there? Are these kids aspirin? Take another? Well the headache isn’t that bad but I guess if they’re just kids strength. They sure are hard to swallow out here in this dry spell. You got water in that canteen? Well bless yer stars again friend. WOW! I think that water must be expired or something! It really burns going down! Oh its water from some cactus flower? Wowee, pure desert water. Well it got the job done. Where did you all say you were headed? Sturgeon? Some fishing thing or something? Well I hope you fellas catch some big ones. Hmmm boy… I think the headache is gone. I feel a bit like a balloon right now, really light and floaty. Kids aspirin? I hope its OK to take when you are an adult. I’m an adult guys. Right? I’m driving a big van over there. Whoa….its really far away. Did I park it that far away. All the way over there under that big tree? That tree is a bit…that tree is purple I think. Wow, a purple tree. Thats, um…ah…a purple, no its red. Its a big red tree. Ah…wow, whats uh…I feel….ah….does that tree, is that tree is it dancing over there on my bus? I drove a bus here with all the kids. Where are my kids? SusAAAAna! Get here! Get over here! Where is she? Guys, wow…whoa yer all so tall. Did…why are you talking so slow? I don’t…um I need to sit. Could I look at Mickey Moose again? Ahahaha, mooses. Its moose. A moose. I need a sandwich for my turkey. A big John Goodman turkey. What if John Goodman had his own place? Like a big turkey shack. I’d eat there. Oh….I need…Oh boy. Ahhhh, these birds are flying so low! SWAT THEM AWAY! GET AWAY FROM HEAD! They want my eggs, the eggies in my head..Good thing I got my bike helmet….why are you all laughing…stop it! Slow down the noise! So loud!!! I really need this time to calm down and think. Thats where the problems are. It’s all this total junkyard dog stuff that the CIA is always shoving down our throats and we dont have any trust from them cuz they want out of the jobs they sold us when we and the 9/11 attacks and charlie and rosie and the king for so many ages and filling up the blackhorse for this and all the other times we couldn’t get together enough time for the mountains and and and blackhawk and the buzzards always picking down pecking at my eyes so so i i dont want to get my acts together and he never told me to come but i just wanted to be a clown for the party and they all laughed and i ate a lot of cake we didnt know why but they said he was sick and he got put in the ground crying for this and that and that was why we had to hold back trying to get this for the game to build out that spacepark so why why is that…Ahhhh I get whats this you guys…Im…whoa…whoa…that spirder! Get that….Agh! Get him…..thats oh get it off! GET IT OFF! ITS IN MY SKINS!! get it out! Pull it out! Gimmme that spork! Grrrrrrrrr GET OUT BUGS! GET…..OUT……BUGS!!….They need to get out OUT OUT OUT!!!! Outtttt…tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh tuh! my eyes are getting black so juz hol me upso i can walk pleaz and my noserunning and sweating itchyhghnnnnn…..hgggnnnnn…hgnnnnnn
“Damn it, Red. You gave him my good stuff! That’s all the way back in Tulsa for more!”.
“Sorry Mav…just wanted to watch the little guy freak out”.
“Idiot. Put him in the dumpster. He’s dead.”
